Dear Eleanor,
Please disregard the letter from Sept. 18 about how well you know me. You have shown that you know me perhaps better than anyone else in the world. Maybe even better than I know myself. If this weren't the case, you wouldn't have such an uncanny ability to wake up either exactly two minutes before I go to bed, or two minutes after. Clearly an alarm clock is unnecessary. You are omnipotent.
Love,
Mommy
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