Your Future Is Bright

Dear Isaac,

You may have a future in investigative journalism or criminal justice.  I believe your repetitive lines of questioning would get you any answer you desire.  Today, you asked, the following questions innumerable times:

"Where's Eleanor?"

"What doin', Mommy?"

"Where Daddy go?"

"Where ball go?"

"Where'd friends go?"

If I had a dollar for each time I answered those questions today, I wouldn't need a part-time job.  I'd be independently wealthy.  Your future is bright.

Love,

Mommy

PS - One of the mommies from playgroup found your ball.  She's going to bring it over tomorrow.  You'll have to find a new question for your collection.