Sneaky Pete

Dear Isaac,

I'm so glad you've learned right from wrong at such a young age.   Here's a helpful hint:  If you want to do something you know you aren't supposed to, like climbing on your table, it's probably not a good idea to flip out when I come into your room, yelling "Go out room, Mommy!  Go away!"  It tends to draw unnecessary attention to your antics and therefore it becomes impossible for you to try your death-defying tricks. 

Love,

Mommy

PS - You can tell me to get out of your room whenever you want to.  Unlike Eleanor, I am not omnipotent, so it really helps with my parenting to know you're about to do something you shouldn't.