Dear Eleanor,
I have decided to reclaim my sanity. Everyone will be happier this way. Your brother will love this as it means he gets to go back to school three days a week. While this is an easy solution that will make many of us very happy, I might be even saner if I could employ a wet-nurse for you, my insatiable little lady.
Love,
Mommy
PS - I speak from experience when I say there's usually a tomorrow, so you need not eat like there isn't.
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