The Key Man

Dear Isaac,

Everyday when Daddy gets home from work, you like to play with his keys.  They're pretty awesome, what with the purple lanyard and all.   Today, you were pretending to talk to Daddy on the phone.  When you hung up, you let me know that Daddy was at work.  I asked you what he does at work and you replied matter-of-factly, "Daddy uses keys."  I knew teaching was an under-appreciated art, but that's a pretty low blow.  Daddy uses keys AND makes copies. 

Love,

Mommy